….and my most annoying answers. Even though these are real, I share them all in good fun.
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- Q: I love your hair; how do you keep it so neat?
A: Well, once I find my spot under the bridge, I make absolutely sure to sleep on a satin or silk pillow. - Q: Have you ever considered going back to relaxed?
A: Hmmmm, have YOU ever considered going back to natural? Sorry but that would be a “No”. - Q: Is it soft? Can I touch it? (because these 2 always come together)
A: {Stale face} (Well, at least they asked first this time) {Stale face} - Q: You can’t wash them that much huh?
A: You do know that’s kinda gross, right? - Q: Does your boss say anything about your hair? (I LOVE this question because it allows me to shamelessly plug Xtraordinary by Design and have a conversation about THAT instead. But they don’t forget and the question changes to…..)
Do your clients say anything about it?
A: {Stale face} Like what? {Queue Jeopardy music while we stare at each other for a minute}
BONUS Q&A – this one is my all time favorite! Again this series is always run together as if they are 1 question. On a good day, it can lead to a whole slew of additional questions and my own personal loc education session.
Q: Who did your braids? How long did it take and what kind of hair did you use?
A: My what?
I hope you enjoyed a little comic relief at my expense. Feel free to share it with your “homies”.
